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WARNING DO NOT READ THIS BOOK YOU MIGHT DIE LAUGHING Here is a truthful account of the most extraordinary events ever to happen to an ordinary boy It s a story about how my life was changed forever, and it started the day I met Saki Salter at lunchtime in the school playground If I knew then what I know now, I would have bought a plane ticket to some faraway place Somewhere safer, away from the madness and danger Either that or a crash helmet.Actually it would have to be a crash helmet as I could never afford a plane ticket on my pocket money Back on that hot summer day I was still blissfully unaware that Saki s parents had been kidnapped I knew nothing about her being followed by secret agents It never entered my head that I was soon to be hunted by alien detectives, smelly bodyguards and even gorillas I was yet to discover that Saki s parents are scientists and had invented something a lot of nasty people and non people wanted to get their hands on.This is the strange but true tale of how Saki and I figured out what was really going on between the National Alien Detective Agency, a mysterious crocodile woman called Miriam and the M.A.D Scientist Committee It s all too complicated to explain here That s why I have written a book I think you ll be impressed If you are, could you write me a reference to the Super Hero Secret Society I ll send my application when I discover the address It s only visible to X ray eyes but I m practicing A hilarious romp What an imagination Quote from Marjorie Pepper, Jed s mother